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If you ask someone if they're happy now,
most people will hesitate.
They might have a lot to do or many worries.
"Am I happy?"
"Or am I not happy?"
Happiness is something you feel yourself.
But we are ignorant and can't confirm our own happiness.
Maybe it's because I am putting too much hope in the word 'happiness',
but when I think of happiness, it's not the great things.,
Going out to the market, like usual,
in the subway on the way home,
or chatting with old friends,
that's right—those things are fine.
If I think about it, that's what I call "happiness."
There is nothing very good or nothing very bad happening.
The moments I'm spending with this person are very dear to me.
This ordinary life
might be a moment where I'm close to happiness.
The Drama About Innocent Cohabitation ~ The Lover ~ (Editor's note: word play - lover can also mean raunchy in Korean)
We're living together,
but there's a difference in the measure of happiness.
Did you buy something?
Yeah, we needed some stuff, so I bought this and that.
What did you buy?
Isn't this a cutting board?
Yeah, we needed a smaller one.
We already have one.
This is flexible. So when we eat kimchi stew and such,
we cut the kimchi like chop, chop, chop, and then plop. It's convenient, right?
We have seven cutting boards in the house. What's this?
- This? Look. - Hair pin?
Nope. These are for this. Ta-da.
The air can't get it, so you can leave it for some time and still eat it. It's convenient, right?
You could just tie it with a rubber band.
No, those just disappear straight away. These are easier.
Even without this, it's fine for twenty days.
What else did you buy?
This is for when we drink something.
This is for eating rice balls.
This is for when we clean the window.
This is what you put on a paper cup.
And this you put an egg into and it goes wow.
And this is a sieve.
And this one is a banana hanger.
This is for sharpening knives!
These are all things we need.
There are these crazy days when she goes shopping.
Even without these, we can live well.
Girls are weird.
What do you mean "Girls are weird"? These are things we need.
- Right! - What? - You said you were meeting some friends today.
Right! What time is it?
What's wrong with me? Tidy this up. I'll be back later.
When will you be back?
I think it'll be late. Why?
Nothing. Have fun.
Okay! I will be back!
Guys don't put their life on unnecessary things.
But we do it for the business.
Electric. Drum.
What are you doing?
Shoot you scared me. What are you doing there?
The plans were cancelled.
What did you buy?
Electric drum.
Oh... Electric drum? How much?
These? Less than I thought.
So how much?
₩367,000? ($367)
₩367,000.
₩367,000?
₩367,000!
Why? I'm going to practice and perform well.
Perform. To look cool?
Hey. You can't play that.
You will soon be unable to use your arm.
I guess I'll get hit.
You can't come to your senses.
Are you going to waste money like this again? Hurry up and go return it!
- I don't want to. - Return it!
- I don't want to. I don't want to! - Return it!
Return label. Name: Jung Young Joon
Reason for return: I'm sorry, but I think I'm going to lose my arm, soon.
If there is a drum with which I could use my feet, I will buy it again.
Come eat.
It looks good. As I thought, you're the best.
Just eat.
Stop sticking out your tongue while eating.
Put the food in your mouth.
I told you not to stick your tongue out.
She's unusually tetchy today. Are her eyes that keen?
I only do it out of habit.
How did she find out?
Does she know? Maybe she doesn't.
It's probably just my imagination, right?
Hey! Only put it on one food item at a time. How many times do I have to tell you?
What? Okay.
She's really being weird.
I think she noticed.
PLEASE! Why are you sucking your spoon and putting it back in there?
Is it already over? It is.
Should I tell her honestly?
Seriously.
No, it's clear.
If I'm going to get caught anyway, let's just reveal it.
Oh my, you're so cheap!
Are you happy? So annoying.
I will return it! I will return it!
How did you find this, huh?
You jerk!
You like it? You like it? Huh? You always say get rid of it!
What can I get? Huh? I can't even get this one thing? Huh?
What does this have to do with my buying a game console? What does it have to do with that?
Drug detecting? Why don't you try doing that? Huh?
They will probably give you an award certificate for that!
Seriously.
Seriously? Do you want to die?
Do you really want to die? When did you buy that? Seriously.
Darn. She didn't know.
Send it back.
I said "Send it back."
When did you start earning money?
Clean up everything!
I still don't know.
Why does she buy something she already has?
Why does she suddenly become angry?
I think we'll continue living without ever knowing the reason.
If you start to love someone, you only see their goodness,
but how many sides of him will I love?
- Tadadada... - Why did you buy so much? What did you buy?
Coat. Shoes.
Did you say you bought a coat? It's already summer, so why did you buy a coat?
Internet garage sale. It's so cheap. 90% off.
Why was it so cheap? Did you buy a large one?
- It's a fur? - It's fake fur.
Doesn't this look like it'll give some hip-pop feel?
I think it'll be dangerous. Try it on.
He's buying clothes without caring about the size or trying it on.
He ends up returning a lot of things,
he gets happy like a middle schooler, which is cute,
but, I hear the sound of something ripping.
It's too small.
What is that?
What is this feeling of something furry having walked past?
Why do men have to walk on two legs?
Wait here. Hold on a second.
There.
I'm going to go crazy! This is a gorilla!
There's a gorilla living at my house.
I don't think I have to go to the zoo for a while.
The shoes bought online.
What's with these shoes? Did you an take X-ray on your toe?
What the heck is that? Why did you buy it?
If they were planning to use leather, they should have used more. What is this?
- Ah, seriously... - It's your fault.
You really don't know the ways of shopping online. Look.
It's written here. Waist, hip, chest, elasticity, showing, thickness, if lining is fabric,
- What are you trying to buy? - Oh? Me?
I should show him how to do internet shopping.
This is Oriental style.
I'm eleven year internet shopping expert, who went though all sorts of hardships.
Try it on.
- Look that way. - Okay.
It makes your legs look so long. Oh, it really does say it all here.
Waist, hip, hemline, size... Are you done?
I'm...
Why?
Just like that, she payed ￦29,000 ($29) and became homeless king, Kim Chun Sam.
♫ Delivery is here ♫
Is this... Is this suppose to be like this?
Did you get into a fight with someone? It looks more provocative than underwear! Stand up.
Wow, this style looks better. It looks designer.
Sit down.
Stand up. When you stand up, it's designer, but when you sit down...
Buy some cigarettes. Let's take some pictures.
Okay. Smile. You're happy. You bought it for cheap.
I laughed really mindlessly. Her eyes looked like they were going to burst out.
In the end, I came to wear those pants.
You don't need to see love or religion to believe it.
But it's not the same for clothes.
Loving someone, but not trusting them, does not make any sense to me.
That might be the reason why I want to test it sometimes.
How far can my man take my jokes?
Americano, right?
But why do you enjoy that bitter taste?
You don't drink it for its taste, it's all because it has low calories.
Oh, calories...
You stuff your face all you want, what do you mean calories...
- What did you say? - Nothing.
- Do you want to watch this together? - What is it?
- Get it Beauty. - Again?
If it's not a food show, it's a makeup show that you always watch.
You always watch shows where they repair cars
and sell them at auctions.
It's called Debunker.
Anyway, let's watch it together. It's boring watching it alone. Together, together!
I absolutely don't want to watch it. But...
Dozo. (Japanese used for accepting)
How is it? We first did the half side.
Oh. This is so interesting. It's more than just a TV program.
Right? Look at that.
I want to watch soccer. I want to play games.
If you put on eyeliner, your eyes get twice, even three times bigger. Isn't it so amazing?
Yes. It is cool. It really is.
Smiling when it's difficult is humanity.
Don't you want to try it?
Me?
Yeah. You, Hwan Jong.
I'll only do it if I want to.
- Yes, I will. - Really?
Really? Wait right here!
Today's makeup artist Ha Eun Seoul.
The makeup we'll be trying is? A youthful makeup look for my boyfriend.
Now then, we'll start with the base makeup.
Base makeup that will cover your flaws perfectly Step 1: Cake on the lightest colored foundation so that your pores can't breathe.
Open your eyes up.
Step 2: Opposite from the trend, artificial looking skin appearance is the point!
I did a crap job.
As if you're wearing a mask, base makeup that makes your face and neck colors stand out. Complete.
Something is going wrong. I think I saw this look somewhere.
Where?
You know, the young boy that comes on Ju-on. Toshio.
With the thick layer of foundation on~ Toshio makeup style is complete. The base makeup is done perfectly.
Are you really done? My face and neck are different colors.
Tip: Tap the face occasionally for a natural finish! Next is eye makeup. I'll begin.
Eye size... You need to think of this as much for your eye size.
This is for me to become more beautiful, right?
It is. The product I'm putting on right now is shimmery eyeshadow, a popular item with girls right now.
Why are your talking like that?
When you go to the department store, the workers all talk like this.
What you just said is wrong. If you say it like that, then you're speaking formally to the pearl shadow.
Now, the highlight of this makeup look. I'll be putting on eyeliner.
She's so stubborn Close your eyes.
But why are you drawing another pair of eyes?
Eye surgery makeup that doesn't require surgery. Step 2: Draw it on boldly, as if you're drawing another pair of eyes. To girls, you draw in your eyeliner
up to the point where you acknowledge your eyes.
A slight touch in the inner corners...
Something went wrong right now.
Oh my it smeared a little.
The best eye makeup remover is?
For eyeliner, you need to do it like this so you can remove it easily.
Close your eyes.
How will Hwan Jong's complete makeup look?
All done.
After _________________________ Before
♫ This is not a joke ♫
I did it but, it's really pretty.
But why did you only do half of my face?
It's so tiring I can't do it any more.
I'm so tired.
But you should finish the other side.
She also knew that she did a crappy job.
Like my face became split personality.
I think she has the part I didn't know, when we were just dating.
That day's misfortune started from an unpleasant call.
Yes, editor. I also take fault in it, but
Senior Park reviewed it after I wrote it—
No, no. I'm not making an excuse—
What? Apology letter?
Yes. Okay. I'll try to write the report as soon as I—
Hello?
You sometimes have these kinds of days.
Even if it's not your fault, you get blamed for the mistakes of others.
Even settling the situation wasn't so smooth.
What? What's wrong?
What? Suddenly...
What the heck, I was almost finished!
That is how my work and time got wasted away.
Let's eat and cheer up.
Let's eat some bread and cheer up.
I could rewrite it.
Oh no.
Again?
Why does the bread always fall on the side where the jam is?
Is there anything to eat?
I should make a tuna salad.
Canned food was laughing at me.
Oh my... Really... I'm so hungry. Yogurt!
As if it's some lies, a series of little misfortunes happened.
Hello?
Shoot it!
My goodness.
Cheer up! Cheer up! Ready, shoot it!
I'm speechless.
What is this?
I should just tell Do Si to buy pork hocks.
Do Si...
What is this?
Why did he leave his phone at home on a day like this?
Aish.
Oh Do!
Do you know what's happened today?
Smoke while you tell me.
Today, that editor bastard kept talking sh*t to me.
Why did you leave your phone at home?
I called because I wanted to hear your voice. Why did you leave the phone at home?
Why?
Do you know how frustrating it's been?
It was covered with plastic wrap and the black soybean sauce was sticking.
I was opening canned food and only the handle came off. Is that even possible?
- Tell me. - I had just finished writing it, and just then the electricity went out.
And then?
And then I took out a yogurt to eat,
but the top didn't want to come off.
Then?
Why do I want to tell him things that aren't that big?
Why did I want to be like spoiled child?
To think about it, it's actually not a big deal, but this kind man listens to this as if it is a big deal.
And the bread...
You weren't able to spread the strawberry onto the bread?<?i>
No, it fell on the floor. Today has been ridiculous.
That's it. I missed you.
I see. You missed me.
- Yeah - How much? - So much..
That much?
What happened to you today?
I had a lot of things going on today.
Like what?
I'm thirty-three now,
but sometimes my tears fall, as if I'm a teenager.
But the thing different from then is, rather than having no one in the darkness,
I have him right next to me. With me.
Someone to live out this world with.
I'm pretty sure he's thinking the same.
There's someone by my side now,
but he has a place to go back to,
and I won't be able to show him my feelings before he goes.
I don't know whether I'll be able to sort out my feelings.
Since he doesn't know, and so not to hurt each other.
You've finished reading the book?
Let's not laugh at him. Our future is not pink.
Alright.
Affirmative Mental Assessment
Hey...
I have to put some distance. My feelings...
- What? It's not even manga. Before it gets deeper.
Give it here.
Huh?
When I look at you, I act like it's nothing.
Give me back what you took away.
Just as if
Is it that interesting?
there's nothing between us.
What are you looking at?
You're reading it upside down.
Damn.
Are you actually reading? What are you thinking about?
What would I be thinking about?
But... Do you have something to say?
No, I don't have anything to say.
Do we have to talk when we're together?
Maybe he is right.
Eat it after you peel it. There are pesticides around it.
I'll peel it for you.
If it's hard, I can just eat it as is.
It's more delicious if you peel it first. Wait a bit.
You might cut yourself if you do it like that. There's a lot of nutrients in the peel.
Just wait a bit.
Are you okay?
I'm bleeding a bit.
Since you hurt yourself, I'll do it.
Huh? Are you good at peeling fruit?
Why didn't you do it earlier, before my finger became like this.
What are doing? You have to peel it first. It doesn't taste good with peel on.
You're really not fair.
I don't want to regret it.
I don't want to show my hand trembling.
Do it with a passion.
If you chop it nicely, it tastes good.
Where are you going?
Bathroom.
Joon Jae! If you don't come soon, I'll eat it all.
I don't know whether it's the small cut that hurts or something else.
But I wish my heart ached because of this small cut.
The reason I get hurt is not only love.
But there a many things that makes me upset.
For example when being compared to others. When is he coming?
Hello.
Oh, hello.
- You live under us? - Yes, 505.
Even though we live in the same apartment building, I don't really know you.
It's alright. It's like that for everyone these days.
It is, right?
But it seems you're waiting for someone. Your boyfriend?
He's my boyfriend,
but since we're living together before getting married...
Ah, I see.
She's emphasizing on marriage so much.
Congratulations.
Why are you congratulating us? Everyone's marrying these days. Are you married?
When I saw you last, it seemed as if you lived with a guy.
We aren't married, we're just—you know.
Ah, you're living together.
We're not living together, we're just cohabiting before marriage
with both families permission.
We're not doing those mundane things like getting married.
Marriage isn't the end goal of love.
It seems really an old way of thinking in this era.
No, but if you like someone, it's a good thing.
People have different reasons for getting married.
These days it's fine living on your own.
It's not like that when you get old.
You need at least one place to lean when you're lonely.
This b****. If she could just die.
Speaking the facts.
That kid is so cute!
Those spouses look really happy, right?
Is that so?
I could see that the guy looks young, so you guys must be a couple with different ages.
Around three years? Four years?
She's jealous that we differ in age.
I met a guy three years younger than me before.
Unlike Oppa, he was very young and cute.
In this time is three years apart even considered young?
It should be at least like us.
Oh right! Your boyfriend looked really young.
Around four years younger?
or five years?
Not at all.
Then... Seven years?
No.
Oh... Then ten years?
We are twelve years apart.
Twelve years?
Lucky you...
Your boyfriend is very good looking, too.
What are you going to do with a good looking guy. It's really tiring.
I can't go out. Everyone stares at my boyfriend.
I'm jealous.
What do you mean jealous?
Everyone cusses when I tell them I'm dating a twenty-one year old.
They call me thief b**...
I mean thief.
If he's twenty-one years old,
he's a grown up man.
Twenty... One years old...
If he's twenty-one... He's a... Student?
Well... He's not a student.
He's a musician. He studies music. Artist.
Oh, musician.
Oh yeah, I'm very interested in that.
But his face does not look familiar.
How did she know?
By chance his name is...
Jung Young Joon from Fire Egg Bowl.
Who? Jung Young Joon?
Who is he? I usually know everyone.
The name is very unfamiliar.
This pepper b**ch.
Oh well, if an album comes out, give it to me. I will definitely listen to it.
Sure.
Why is my Hwang Jong not coming?
Is the lecture ending late?
It's big -oh...
My husband teaches students as a tutor.
Test-prep academy from Kangnam.
Oh, Kangnam.
I guess he's really good at teaching.
I heard every new session the classes get filled up.
So, he's always late like today.
Being busy is good.
But if you don't do anything at home,
you get really bored.
By the way, as I stay home all day.
The sound is a little...
- Oh, the sounds. - Yes.
Oh, is that so?
My boyfriend is young, so he is strong.
Just every chance he gets.
He says he has three legs or something.
He whines every morning. It's so annoying.
Oh right! I should buy that!
What?
Condoms.
We buy a massive amount once every week.
A hundred of them.
- In a week? - That's not enough, though!
I should order it when I get home.
My boyfriend's fans
give him so much of that, as presents.
I'm going to win over her with my long legs. This elementary short girl.
They said he looks like he will do good or something.
That's embarrassing.
Where is he coming from?
From there?
Or from here?
You're right.
Why isn't he coming?
Why is it so hot?
I think he will be late. I should wait for him at home.
I should go home, too.
Hey.
Hey, Joon.
You're here?
You're tired? You had a lot of classes, right?
Did you film well?
Did you say you were filming with Yu Jae Seok?
No. There's no students in my class so the principal told me to
just do business, instead.
So I was on my phone... What? Why?
What do you mean Yu Jae Seok? I was hanging out with my friends.
I guess your film got cancelled.
Why is your breast so...
Three dimensional?
Did you put something?
No, I didn't put anything in it.
It looks like you put a lot.
I didn't put anything.
You put a lot. It's usually not this size.
No. That's not right.
It's usually like this.
Hey, I made some roasted chicken. Let's go eat it.
I love it! Kitchen.
Kitchen. Kitchen
No, I did chicken... Chicken.
Yeah, right, chicken! Kitchen.
What a sense of humor.
Why are you hitting me?
(laughs)
Oh my god, he said kitchen!
Bye.
You shouldn't laugh out loud at his stupidity.
What did you say?
No. It's nothing. Have a great meal.
Young Joon, what's chicken in English?
Kitchen!
How about kitchen?
Kitchen?
Oh my look at me!
Right? You just got confused a while ago?
Kitchen? It's sink!
Yeah. Eat a lot. by "A Bastard More Immature Than Me, There Is Nobody" by The Moonshiners
Eat a lot.
Eat a lot, okay?
You're so good at eating! Eat a lot!
It's so good. Kitchen.
Kitchen tastes good?
Yeah! Chicken feet!
What is chicken feet in English?
I don't know. Kitchen feet.
Never mind. Just eat.
Eat a lot!
His stupidity wasn't everything. There was my fault, too.
Why was I trying to compare him to others?
Even though we live together,
there are those days when I don't want to be a burden.
I will be back!
Okay, come back.
You should have a fun time meeting up with your alumni.
They are all really strong in alcohol.
It's eight so I should be back by midnight. Sleep first.
Don't go to weird places after drinking alcohol.
There are girls too, so I can't go to any weird places.
Okay! Come back soon.
Yeah, I'll be back.
Does your head hurt? Did you take a pain killer?
It got better.
No. That's not true. Your headaches don't go away with just medicine.
You throw up till the next morning.
No, it's okay. Just go. I'll take medicine if it gets worse.
- Are you sure you're fine? - I'm fine. Go!
- I'll come back. - Okay! I can't go out.
I will text you in the middle.
Owww... My head.
I could have said I'm sick, but I didn't.
After a long time, he's finally going to a reunion.
I didn't want to be the woman who stops him from going, with the excuse that she is sick.
Being in this relationship for a long time, I have to be cool.
I cannot be a girl in his way, for minor things,
might be the reason why.
Ah, ouch.
Why is it so bad today? My head.
I think I'm going to die.
Ah, my head, my head.
You're here?
Yeah.
Does it hurt a lot?
It hurts so much.
It hurts so much that I want to take my brain out.
Even if that's the case, you shouldn't take brain out. You know?
What if my smart girl becomes stupid?
I bought some medicine that works really well, so take it and sleep.
I don't have enough strength to take it. I'll take it tomorrow.
What time is it now?
It's dawn.
It's past 3 o'clock.
You've played as long as you can.
It's been a long time since we met.
Then, do you want to just take the medicine tomorrow morning when you wake up?
Yeah.
- Then, just sleep. Close your eyes and sleep. - I...
I really like it when you pat my head like this.
Song: "Living in Seoul" by Oh Ji Eun ♫ Because living in Seoul is a little lonely ♫
♫ It would be nice to have a lot of friends ♫
♫ But because people in Seoul are a little difficult ♫
♫ It's hard to approach them ♫
Okay! I'll pat your head until you fall asleep.
Don't say anything and sleep. ♫ Because living in Seoul is a little hard ♫
Don't say anything and sleep. ♫ You gain one thing ♫
♫ But lose two instead ♫
♫ The road that doesn't know how to be in touch with this lonely wave ♫
♫ Farewell that's so hard because it's so hard to reach ♫
♫ If I continue to cry like this, I'll come to smile, right? ♫
Let's see. Around this time, they should do "I'm a natural man."
I could change the channel, right?
Wait a minute.
Ah, it's too funny!
More funny thing is that with his arm on to you he is shaking.
I can't breath.
- Oh, you're here? - What's wrong? Are you hurt?
No, no.
You're bleeding! Your forehead is bleeding!
Daebak!
- Acting with all his soul. - What are you going to do?
It was getting red before.
You're twenty-one years old now. What if she gets pregnant to hold your ankle?
Is it 'Trying to get pregnant to hold your ankle'?
What if she drag...
Ah.. what if she tries to drag you by getting pregnant.
Just saying, you're 21 now.
You... If Noona...
What if she tries to drag you by getting pregnant.
Change the script!
I told you not to do this, right? Not Dickpunks.
I told you not to do it with Dickpunks. It's not too late!
Actors are really amazing.
Is Young Joon going to be famous now?
The hardship is over. Happiness starts now!
I'm going to get a lot of girls numbers.
Hey! I told you to be on the show not to poop all over the place!
Just laugh crazy!
Put moisture cream on my back.
Should I quit voice acting?
Should I do chicken restaurant? What about insurance sales man?
I should do civil officer!
Joon Jae, what do you like about me that you are living with me?
You stupid!
Ahh, so pretty!
Is it a pregnancy dream?
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